Gristle : January 2018

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Malcolm in the Middle - The Circle Game

Hey Criss! dont Krinkly your kindle at the TV --

the world lovers of shit programming love this show!

electric Larry land - BS

butthole surfers ride sally ride! thermador

Texas finest rock band Crath Crath Chris

Friday, January 26, 2018

Have you ever felt sad or lonely?

Have you ever felt two feet tall?

Have you ever thought "Man if only,I was anybody else at all"?

They like to kick you when times get rough

And you give your all,but it's not enough

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And sticks and stones might break your bones but words can break your heart But if you don't know where to go I'll show you where to start KILL YOURSELF It'll only take a minute,and you'll be happy that you did it Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it KILL YOURSELF Really,you should do it There's really nothing to it Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid I sound unempathetic,I sound mean and rude Suicide is an epidemic and I don't wanna be misconstrued Signs of depression go overlooked So if you're depressed then you need to book a therapy session Talk about your depression and let a professional hear it But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry's lyrics,then KILL YOURSELF It won't be painful If you are able To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll KILL YOURSELF It's over,mull it There's a trigger,pull it Get it through your head,"it" being a bullet Stick your tongue in a plug Suck a pipe of exhaust Make some toast in the tub Nail yourself to a cross Hold your breath till it's gone Drink a gallon of mace Be gay in Iran Let Oprah sit on your face Jump off of a bridge Skinny dip in a flood Sky dive attached to a fridge Drink a Haitian guy's blood Break into a zoo Give the tiger a shove Eat a Phillips head screw Marry Courtney Love