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Chew some Gum Chris --




IM GUMPY DAMMIT
Eddie Murphy

Lady Goddas Godiva's (Operation)

Yola Crickety- Criss-Criss- Criss Dig This! O GoDAA Have her, Lady Godiva —




 Lady Godiva here dressed so demurely Pats the head of another curly haired boy, just another toy Sick with silence she weeps sincerely Saying word that have oh so clearly been said So long ago Draperies wrapped gently 'round her shoulder Life has made her that much bolder now That she's found out how Dressed in silk, Latin lace and envy Pride and joy of the latest penny faire Pretty passing care Hair today now dipped in the water Making love to every poor daughter's son Isn't it fun Now today propping grace with envy Lady Godiva peers to see if anyone's there And hasn't a care Doctor is coming the nurse thinks sweetly Turning on the machines that neatly pump air The body lies bare Shaved and hairless what once was screaming Now lies silent and almost sleeping The brain must have gone away Strapped securely to the white table Ether caused the body to wither and writhe Underneath the white light Doctor arrives with knife and baggage Sees the growth as just so much cabbage That now Must be cut away Now come the moment of<< Great! Great! >>Decision! The doctor is making his first incision One goes here - one goes there The ether tube's leaking says someone who's sloppy The patient it seems is not so well sleeping The screams echo up the hall Don't panic someone give him pentathol instantly Doctor removes his blade Cagily slow from the brain By my count of ten The head won't move Songwriters: LOU REED

Gristle : Look A Boo Boo -- Belafonte

Gristle : Look A Boo Boo -- Belafonte: Hey Chriss !!! I wonder why NO_ ONE  likes you, Chris He'll  there is No body even Like you Chris Bizarre! Hey Momma Look at boo boo...

Gristle : Haichri !!! -re

Gristle : Haichri !!!: HAichrisss!!! Hows your Eggss!!! thats good Eaten. you fucking mother rooster!!!

Stayin' A Slinky

Hey  Fatboy Slum dog Chrissy chriss,  the point
Your MISSING the POINT --

turn OFF the automation   and Do it YOURSSELF!

Haichri !!!

HAichrisss!!!

Hows your Eggss!!! thats good Eaten.

you fucking mother rooster!!!

Jean-Claude Van Damme Splits

HEY fat slow FUGGER Chris —
ONLY split you can do is the split in the back of your SEVEN yr old
TWO size Too small jogging pants
you Fat fuck...
(Jack tripper called !! -- he wants his fashion ideas back!)

get your hands and 7-10 Split out of the Cookie jar...

LEGO-GO Kart Race car driver - Four Wheeling

G-G-G-olly Criss you SURE are an ASSHOLE. why dont you keep your DRAG-racing mothballed.

Snow - Informer 1992 HQ

Hachachaha — Hey Chris !!!! you think you can turn fucking -MINISTER- of information, Chris!! 'Bama dont mother fucking care!!! i get him fresh fish at the Boston market every mother fucking day,fucker!!! Hey Chris !!! you think google CARES mother fucker? I own this shi,t man!!! ** — I BEND-their stupid virgin devs over my KNEE!!— ** Fuck your white SNOWY - pimply *MOLE* -covered ass. mother fucking ass you fat SNOWY shit.

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Look A Boo Boo -- Belafonte

Hey Chriss !!!
I wonder why NO_ ONE  likes you, Chris
He'll  there is No body even Like you Chris Bizarre!

Hey Momma Look at boo boo— This DADDY CANT Misunderstood!
— Mama Look A Boo Boo— HARRY-BELAFONTE ♩♫ I wonder why nobody don't like me Or is it the fact that I'm ugly? I wonder why nobody don't like me Or is it the fact that I'm ugly? I leave my whole house and home My children don't want me no more Bad talk inside de house dey bring And when I talk they start to sing Mama, look a boo boo they shout Their mother tell them shut up your mout' That is your daddy, oh, no My daddy can't be ugly so Shut your mout', go away Mama, look a boo boo dey Shut your mout', go away Mama, look a boo boo dey I couldn't even digest me supper Due to the children's behavior John (Yes, pa) come here a moment Bring de belt, you're much too impudent John says it's James who started first James tells the story in reverse I drag my belt from off me waist You should hear them screamin' round de place Mama, look a boo boo they shout Their mother tell them shut up your mout' That is your daddy, oh, no My daddy can't be ugly so Shut your mout', go away --Mama, look a boo boo dey -- Shut your mout', go away --Mama, look at boo boo dey uh-- So I began to question the mother These children ain't got no behavior So I began to question the mother These children ain't got no behavior They're playing with you my wife declared You should be proud of them, my dear These children were taught too bloomin' slack That ain't no kind of joke to crack Mama, look a boo boo they shout Their mother tell them shut up your mout' That is your daddy, oh, no My daddy can't be ugly so Shut your mout', go away -Mama, look a boo boo dey uh- Shut your mout', go away -Mama, look a boo boo dey uh- Shut your mout', go away -Mama, look a boo boo dey uh-

You aint got no Icecream - Chris

ICE -CREAM ICE-CREAM — Icy cream crishy Chris Chris you didnt get non Crisshy Chris cuz you on the WELLFARE — you cant AFFORD none cuz you on Welfare... hey Chris!! wheres your Ice-cream man!

no ice cream

lil man with a white hat aint got no ice Cream.

Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead (Original)

What the Fuck Bizarre Chris -- you black hearted Fuck -- The -DREAM-- is over the DREAM is as Dead Dred Dead as Bela Lugosi is DEAD AS DEAD as that Fat PUNK SID Vicious- YOU ARE NOT BRITISH LIVE with it!!! -Bauhaus

Kick in the Ass- Chris

Yo Chris! you Fat Fucking MULE-- You Can Get Look Healthy or Stay you Fat motherfucker... This is what you look like -- from another Chris... This what the WOMEN and fuxing CALIFORNIA think you they laugh you --SICK_SICK_SICK \\ SICK_ans_NICE- SICK_of_HEAVEN Helluva Loser.. Get in Shape..

Dumpy Humpty Chris with a dew rag

Yesssá Yowzzá Chrissy Chris—
Yr sure one Bizarre Humpty Dumpty—
Dumpy fate pasty white pimply eggshell arse.--
Do me a favour --chris with that big dick dill_pickle for a snoggin—
{is that thing even Kosher? or are you just sweet}

Do me me Babay
Just do me like yr my White_stained- Dew_Rag on a farmer on the hottest day of fucking july — giving a lap_dance to your favorite beast_of_burden
{yea — U tought no one is waching u deliverance muther fuckin freak}
Just do me, humpy Dumtpy Chris

 

Bobo -- gets some real kicks

Urban Dictionary: Bobos

Generic, no-name shoes or even worse shoes with corny names (i.e.
pro-wings, avia, sike (just glue it), four-stripe adidas,
ragamuffinpinwheelsdeluxe. . .).

♩𝅝𝅗𝅥   Bobos, they make your feet feel fine,
♫♩
♩𝅝𝅗𝅥   Bobos, they cost a dollar ninety-nine. ♫
♩

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White Zombie - More Human Than Human

Well Chris you WHITE- Pasty casper fucked son of a bastard
WHEN are you going you QUITTING being such a Child CHICKEN
b?

Yr leading a Farce to Water but...

Nice Boots Chris,
make sure you clean the shit off your ugly boots after you scrub- the pigpen.. and you check the HORSE in.

Catalan Folk Dancing, Cathedral Square, Barcelona

HEY CHRISS ––
why dont you get off your Fat NOVEL Ass,
Stop Snacking out of that Icebox
exercise...
lay off the Twizzlers too --
Try some SQUARE DANCING Lessons, OK???

Aint Tellen` you  again


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Catalan Folk Dancing, Cathedral Square, Barcelona

There's Always a Show at Walmart! by Alan Bradford

HEY CHRIS –– THERE is Always A SHOW!
HEY, There! you got an ITCHIN for some fun?
O! you fat Waffel eating asbestos snorting pussy,
There is always a Show, Chris

Get your fat Icy ass on a SCOOTER  and lets go buy some
arms at  Wmart --
and become SHOOTERS.

shut yr piehole

Hey-- Chrissy Chris
Shut your Fat Fat Pi e Hole
yr broken summer square Teeth πππ -
make me wanna RAM my Fist down your THROAT -

bruh

 Bruh Chris -- You Turkey pigeon -

why the long frown?
Turkey can't Frown Crissy Criss
They got no lips

Urban Dictionary: brah

Psychosocial -Chris- Ping!

Hey CHRIS you psycho social - basket case
hows that Phat A$$-
That Fat pink pimply Pingy Ass-
And that Gray sick Face!
*Ping! Ping! Ping!*
::that fat pink a$$::
to your Gray Gray Nippy face fall off
Hey, Christopher Hows your Weekend?

Chris Oscillates like a FAN in heat.

You Blow ––
like a fucking oscilator left on OVERDRIVE chris...
A CIRCLE hot air on hot sweaty deodorant thirsty summer fuckin Day Chrissy chris
you ignorant sucker--
in fact you BLOW so hard you Suck.
-- I never seen any sissy suck SO hard at blowing---
you suck and blow at the same time you bizzare fat fucking sweaty mother fucker

thanks for cooling us all us with your hot air.

Blo-Blo 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Blo- Blo-Blo 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Blo- blo- blo 𝅘𝅥𝅮 You blow my mind baby.

Earl Scruggs And Lester Flatt - Cripple Creek

AAAAAyyyyyyyy CHRIS --
why don't take a KAYAK up a fuckin Crick without a Paddle!!!

Throbbing Gristle - Slug Bait

Hey Chris you fucking bizaare mother fucker...
Can that thick THROAT  sing? 
you look like a fat SLUG chris. a fat slug throbbing in the baking sun.


     

Urban Dictionary: bobo

Urban Dictionary: bobo

Dancing Queen!

Bizzarre Chrissy  Chris  I am oing to make you  ance ike a --
Red headed Ronald  MAC donald looking
bizarre clown dance  queen freak. 
get your horizontal rumple STilts kin poles out and
Dance..

Alley Cat Liter and Chris the scooper

.... Hey there, Chris you fat stinky fuck.... make sure SCOOP that fuckin Cat Litter today, You shit stained Bizarre Fuck.... ALLEY CATS Smell better than You, Chris thats right-- Stray fucking Ally Cats baby kittens smell better than you... fuck you and your shit.

-- 😂😋😂😜

Love Shack -chrystler chris bucket lists of household projects

Hi there,
Chris you stupid mother fucker....
you doing any household projects chrissy POO chris chris...
you fat lonely Bizarre fuck.
WHY don't you just build your self  a Love Shack  with a tin roof on it,
becuz thats only lovin your going to see.

It would be a lovel CRACK house in the woods for NOBODY.
Now get your self some ICE CREAM, how about Tin roof Sundae...
and cry your lonely ass to slep

       

I THINK I FARTED (Taryn Southern, Shane Dawson, and Joe Nation) - Offici...

Chris you SMELLY mother-fucker you are full of hot air.... . Chris you gas passer.... and your spear chucking mushy friends.. you better check and see if you just SHIT your pants, because I'm coming for you sick fat mother fucker.

NIGHTMARES AT THE LUX -Asphyxia for Bizzare Chris Gristle

Go Chris you Hairy fuckin fishy smelling Freak
and put on a shirt and a better mood...
Slap a lapdance on or something, chrissy before you drive everyone nuts with zealot slivery ludicrous  ways...
Fuck you Chrisss
Just go fuck yerself.....

You're already in The In Crowd

 

YOU'RE  ALREADY IN ..
Now how bout a SMILE  you fat fuck Chrissy Chrissy Chris.
 put your stupid little backwards baseball cap wearing ,
nerdy little poindexter butt on the couch...


Now cross your legs, cross your hands over your crotch,


Cross your mind...


Don't talk to her, don't talk to anyone.




Keep your fat mouth zipped and don't talk to anyone because
Chris, you Bizzare mutant hipster wanna be....
You are already IN.
Smile... because you're already IN...

I Hate Myself And Want To Die... Die Chris Die

Some Day Christopher, you are going to get it...
oh your so going to get it...

Daniel Poison - Hardcore Shit -Dance Industrial

Hey Chris  you Bizarre mother fucker

You think your hardcore... you better
Dance Dance you Fat mother fcucker

This is kid is a broke back fat back homer Pauli Shore wanna-be.